Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 05, 2013
NATE: Mrs. Czerwicki, why are we here? Detention is a totally outdated way of punishing students! What good does it do, make us sit here for an hour doing nothing? Most schools don't even have detention anymore! They've figured out how useless it is! Do I ask again! Why are we here? Czerwicki: I'm here because it's my job. NATE: You're here because you played "Surfin USA" with your armpit over the intercom. Sit down. NATE: Just for the record, it wasn't SURFIN USA, it was "Fun Fun Fun." Czerwicki: How ironic.