Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 05, 2013
May 04, 2013
May 06, 2013
Transcript:
NATE: Mrs. Czerwicki, why are we here? Detention is a totally outdated way of punishing students! What good does it do, make us sit here for an hour doing nothing? Most schools don't even have detention anymore! They've figured out how useless it is! Do I ask again! Why are we here? Czerwicki: I'm here because it's my job. NATE: You're here because you played "Surfin USA" with your armpit over the intercom. Sit down. NATE: Just for the record, it wasn't SURFIN USA, it was "Fun Fun Fun." Czerwicki: How ironic.
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well, he could use his detention time to do homework.
mac04416 almost 11 years ago
I thought Czerwicki was thinner, younger and had red hair? And jelly beans on her desk…..
Arsenal rock almost 11 years ago
really ironic
Marvelmoan1114 almost 11 years ago
That beat is too fast for an armpit. Still, Nate has skill!
TripleT almost 11 years ago
There are far worse punishments than detention…
brocktheboss1213 almost 11 years ago
My school doesn’t have detention, you just stay after school and talk to the teacher for 5 min
brocktheboss1213 almost 11 years ago
If you did something bad. Then you stay in for recess or something the next day
ms529212 almost 11 years ago
But missing recess just means they’re fidgety for the rest of the day. Detention works, but they should be required to work quietly, not just sit there.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Oh boy.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Nate could make this interesting by practicing “Help Me Rhonda” in armpit-speak right there in detention!! Snickers! SNICKERS!! AND Mounds!!!
Rickapolis almost 11 years ago
I’m proud that Nate is sticking with the classics.
Jeff0811 almost 11 years ago
Nate’s talent should be rewarded, not punished. Next time they have a school play or talent show, Nate could provide intro/outro “music”.
My own personal thought is that detention cuts too much into school budget. Not a matter of being effective, it’s a money thing.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I respect a young man who knows the classics.
Hugh Janus over 6 years ago
lol
PinkYoshiFan almost 5 years ago
They deleted all the spam comments, but why didn’t the number fix?
PBS1! over 4 years ago
This is a bit like when Adam Conover ruined prison.
hockey man about 3 years ago
on your armpit?!
hockey man about 3 years ago
XDDDDD
Panthy Wanthy over 1 year ago
Isnt she a volunteer?