Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 11, 2011
This stinks. What does. It's DECEMBER! It should be COLD! There should be SNOW on the ground! Well...it's KINDA cold. It's WINDY, anyway. Wind, SHMIND! I want some WINTER weather! NOW! But, it isn't winter yet. Francis! LOOK! SNOWFLAKES! It's starting to SNOW! I'm gonna catch one in my mouth! *gnulp!* ACK! KOFF! PTOO! HOCK! HOCK! KOFF! PTOO! HOCK! Great day for grilling!