Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 12, 2011
Your sister gave me her Christmas wish list. There are only two items here you can afford. Yeah? What? You could buy her the new "Bethany" treasury... "BETHANY"? The world's lamest comic strip? No WAY! I refuse to spend my hard-earned money on the so-called "Heartwarming" adventures of a teenage AIRHEAD! ...or you could buy her some "Me So Sassy" underwear. Hello, bookstore.