Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 21, 2019

’Twill be interesting to see how Alex shreds this.

If you’re gonna snivel, get out of the frame.

You have a buyer for that stale cinnamon roll.

Alex and selfie-takers! She’s the patron saint of things we hate.

What big teeth you have, grandma. (LRRH)

When it’s good to have a friend like Alex.

Actually, you’d think she’d want to make a film of the clerk sniveling…

no irony goes uncaptured.

uh, what is sniveling? okay, I’ll look it up. : )