They say that dogs have the intelligence of a three year old.
Low information voter.
What, they couldn’t tell by Fido’s MEGA ball cap?
(That’s Make England Great Again, in case you wondered)
They also say all dogs go to Heaven.
Of course, dogs like nasty things, like garbage and feces.
Yep, always knew dogs were dumb.
What is neglect in this gag is that the dog is an avid Contract Bridge enthusiast.
Some breeds are dumber than others.
In the UK , to “trump” means to fart. Maybe the dog is thinking of something else entirely . . .