B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 18, 2016

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Ants can carry several times their own weight, so they could simply drag it away. Of course, if they wait until tomorrow, it will probably have blown into someone else’s yard anyway.

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    Marblemouth  over 7 years ago

    Every year, without fail, there is a big wind just after the one-day whump of mulberry leaves. Never have to rake them up.

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    GuntherGrass  over 7 years ago

    Real ants would cut it up, store it in an underground chamber, and grow mushrooms on it.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I blow them out of my way. In the spring my landscaper comes and cleans it all up.

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    russ5419  over 7 years ago

    Try owning a home in the middle of a National Forest, leave’s? I’ve got plenty,no point in even trying to do anything with them, it would take an army of men month’s to clean up just a small piece of my property in the fall.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 7 years ago

    Got a match?

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    OhioMike  over 7 years ago

    I rent, so no raking. Yay me!

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    Call in your Leaf-Cutter cousins. Now it’s free to call anywhere in the world. But don’t call Pittsburgh or Somalia, they’re a bunch of pirates.

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