Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 01, 2017

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m faithful.Give me money.

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    Jeff0811  over 6 years ago

    3rd panel. with some editing, would make a nice epitaph; “I drank from the water of life, I straightened the curves, I flattened the hills, I brought balance to the force.”

    Now if only i can fit all that on my cigar box.

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    Muad’Dib? Oops

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    Kaputnik  over 6 years ago

    You could say that you’re not going to do any of these things because they sound inconvenient. And if you end up not doing them, then apparently they weren’t destined after all.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “You are the Chosen One…”

    “No thanks.”

    “What?”

    “I don’t want to be.”

    “But you have to be! You were Chosen!”

    “Not by me. If it’s against my will, you’re just choosing a patsy. I choose not to be Chosen.”

    “…He was our only hope.”

    “No… There is another…”

    “Where?”

    “There’s another one over there…”

    “You are the Chosen Other One!”

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    DM2860  over 6 years ago

    But does he not also need to heal the crystal? And stop the Kragle?

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    Guy from southern Indiana  6 months ago

    “Marry the girl with the jade green eyes”… is that a reference to “Big Trouble in Little China”?

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