Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 21, 2019
Guy: Pardon me! We've been waiting for a seat outside for over an hour! Other guy: ... And I've been waiting nearly two hours! Banks: Folks, folks... You all will be seated very shortly, I promise. Dew: Ya know. Dew: I heard that Morgan's Eleven has a finished patio with no wait! Banks: No, no!! Stay away from the dark side!! I'll... I'll give you all drinks at a... a reduced rate!! A reduced rate!!! Right this way folks.