Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 11, 2012
Jimmy: Mr. Macintire, where were you the night Dew Drop Morgan was hit with a can of Chicken and Stars? Allen: Who dressed you this morning, Jimmy? Jimmy: I... Uh, m-my wife picked this out. Allen: A purple tie with a yellow shirt? Jimmy: This tie was a gift from my daughter! Allen: You'd do much better with a brown color. He's right, Jimmy. Chocolate is the new black. Jimmy: Stopping tape!