Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 12, 2012
Trista: Excuse me, Ms. Tanzini? Delores: Trista, right? Trista: Yeah... Is it, like, true you're gonna buy the Halloween house? Delores: Hallowe - oh, 'cause of the ashes of the dead guy, you all think it's haunted? Trista: No, it's where, like all the seniors have their parties! I mean, where am I gonna like, make out with Billy Wilson if you, like, live there?