Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 13, 2012
Mike: Wassup, Billy-boy? Bill: Dude! Trista just told me that coach Tanzini bought the Halloween house! Mike: What? Fer real?! Bill: Yeah... And she said if she sees any of partying there, she'll feed us to her baby Godzilla! Mike: Ya had me, then ya lost me, Bill. Bill: Am I the only one who rents New York City monster movies around here?!