Okay I know you are wondering why no overhead wires.
Well, there used to be a lot of them and every time we had a stiff wind our fine citizens would get beaned with Oxfords and Brogans and Wing Tips and Patent Leather Dancing Slipoers ( Probably Gary’s) etc.
Then, on January 8, 1983 there was that unfortunate incident involving a Spike Heel and Mr. Higglepouder.
Okay I know you are wondering why no overhead wires.
Well, there used to be a lot of them and every time we had a stiff wind our fine citizens would get beaned with Oxfords and Brogans and Wing Tips and Patent Leather Dancing Slipoers ( Probably Gary’s) etc.
Then, on January 8, 1983 there was that unfortunate incident involving a Spike Heel and Mr. Higglepouder.
Right between the eyes it was! Oh the horror.
Now our Utilities are underground. Whew!