Everett was the ball boy for the basketball team in high school and he loved his balls a bit too much if you know what I mean.
They had to fire him. It scarred him for life, and it’s now an obsession. He has hundreds of balls in his house. We’ve had to call the Sheriff more than once.
Sad really and a lesson for all you men: don’t get too attached to your balls.Creepy Everett.