”Why Not? Everything Else Is!” – Saturday Non Solution Special
1. Top panel: Riff Raff is thinking, “Does this tuxedo make my ass look fat?” Bottom panel: Riff Raff is thinking, “Harry gets a princess. I get a tranny?”
2. Top: Dr. Frank-N-Furter is thinking, “I’m in a Nighthawks cartoon – I’ve made the big time!” Bottom: Dr. F is thinking, “Nighthawks – Modern Prometheus?”
3. Top: StelBel perfectly captures the haunting specter of the disembodied lips of Lorelei Shark. Bottom: To save a Tuppence or two, cheapskate producer* of C&Co. rip off lips from cover of Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers album.
* (ahem, (cough cough) nighthawks (cough))
4. Top: Richard O’Brien and Tim Curry send a thank you note to StelBel for her nice tribute. Bottom: Lawyers for O’Brien and Curry send Nighthawks a cease and desist letter.
5. Top: Actor portraying Dr. F looks a little chubby because “she” is a Russian hooker** with a covfefe problem. Bottom: Actor looks a little chubby because “she” just ate a Meat Loaf hot dog.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, who may have temporarily forgotten how to time travel?; MontanaLady, who may come to regret she ever typed, “portal of forgetfulness” if I have anything to say about it; Nighthawks, The Locust King; StelBel, who outdid herself this week; and SusanSunshine, who, like Mother Mary, is looking for a visitor from the East (1 wise guy, not 3 wise men), would understand.
** Just kidding about the Russian hooker – actually it was Stormy Daniels.
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”Why Not? Everything Else Is!” – Saturday Non Solution Special
1. Top panel: Riff Raff is thinking, “Does this tuxedo make my ass look fat?” Bottom panel: Riff Raff is thinking, “Harry gets a princess. I get a tranny?”2. Top: Dr. Frank-N-Furter is thinking, “I’m in a Nighthawks cartoon – I’ve made the big time!” Bottom: Dr. F is thinking, “Nighthawks – Modern Prometheus?”
3. Top: StelBel perfectly captures the haunting specter of the disembodied lips of Lorelei Shark. Bottom: To save a Tuppence or two, cheapskate producer* of C&Co. rip off lips from cover of Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers album.
* (ahem, (cough cough) nighthawks (cough))
4. Top: Richard O’Brien and Tim Curry send a thank you note to StelBel for her nice tribute. Bottom: Lawyers for O’Brien and Curry send Nighthawks a cease and desist letter.
5. Top: Actor portraying Dr. F looks a little chubby because “she” is a Russian hooker** with a covfefe problem. Bottom: Actor looks a little chubby because “she” just ate a Meat Loaf hot dog.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, who may have temporarily forgotten how to time travel?; MontanaLady, who may come to regret she ever typed, “portal of forgetfulness” if I have anything to say about it; Nighthawks, The Locust King; StelBel, who outdid herself this week; and SusanSunshine, who, like Mother Mary, is looking for a visitor from the East (1 wise guy, not 3 wise men), would understand.
** Just kidding about the Russian hooker – actually it was Stormy Daniels.