Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 08, 1997
Gene asks Janis, "Mom, what can I get Ruth for Christmas?" Arlo says, "Why do you always ask your mom these things?" Arlo says, "Why don't you ever ask me?" Arlo strikes a heroic pose and says, "You're lookin' at th' gangsta of luv! Ever hear of the St. Valentine's massacre?"