Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 15, 2019

you just blew it (again), Andrew

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp’s begging Flo not to leave him was all a sham , Andy just went back to the pub as an excuse to tell his pal Chalkie the good news:o) My Avatar is of my birth sign Leo smoking ,which reminds me that I don’t anymore since the 25th Sep 2017 , how was your day? ours is going to be very busy. but we should cope have fun and BCNU pal

I truly hope there is not one woman in the world this stupid.

Change the locks while he’s gone!

Here’s an idea, a series where Andy is somehow on (not by choice) enforced sobriety. It could be fun.

One last chance for Flo = a million

Well, he’s good at beggin’, that might come in handy when she does leave ’im, and he drains Chalkie dry.

She could get so drunk he passes out and then dump him in the canal facedown. The perfect murder

Just toss him into the canal, Flo.

She’s still holding her finger out.

If only it worked that way, eh? … ;)

How many “last chances” has Andy had?