Andy has always found inspiration in the most surprising places. After a lengthy conversation with a local scholar in the pub, he is seriously considering furthering his education.
Due to Flo’s deplorable lack of education, the couple’s earning power has been inadequate for some time now. Being a man of action, Andy has decided to “take the bull by the horns” to remedy the situation.
To help reduce their living expenses during his enrollment at the university, Andy will be cutting his expenditures on his favorite pastime by half! Perhaps Flo, seeing his selfless actions, will also find a way to spend less on herself during his years of study.
If Andy went back to school, what would he major in? Also, he’d keep holding back on his homework and let Flo do it plus he’d let Flo pay for the classes.
Andy is not interested in edcuation only in cheaper beer. It would be better to have a fake ID. College classes are not easy. And Andy doesn’t have a sober mind for classes just an excuse to drink more. Also Andy would not be the life of any campus party but could drink all college student’s down.
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
No chance. Immature student, perhaps.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
Yeah,,, that’s what’s held you back.
alondra over 14 years ago
Andy will do anything for beer.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
“It’s not for knowledge that we go to college, but to raise hell all the year.”
Old drinking song.
legaleagle48 over 14 years ago
Don’t you just love the expression on Flo’s face?
llong65 over 14 years ago
ya…but what would he major in? and the tuition would more then he would save in beer.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If only I had spent more time in class and less drinking beer, I could be CEO of GM. Wait a minute…
jaeldid66 over 14 years ago
Legal, that’s the best part of the whole strip!
jtviper7 over 14 years ago
Andy should move to Vegas, If your gambling drinks are free. Somtimes you drink free and win money…Most of the time you lose $20 per beer.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
…Andy Andy Andy You don’t have to become a “Mature Student” all you have to do is find someone to make you a fake student ID!
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Andy has always found inspiration in the most surprising places. After a lengthy conversation with a local scholar in the pub, he is seriously considering furthering his education.
Due to Flo’s deplorable lack of education, the couple’s earning power has been inadequate for some time now. Being a man of action, Andy has decided to “take the bull by the horns” to remedy the situation.
To help reduce their living expenses during his enrollment at the university, Andy will be cutting his expenditures on his favorite pastime by half! Perhaps Flo, seeing his selfless actions, will also find a way to spend less on herself during his years of study.
Good luck Andy!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Flo sure is stunned by that question!
alviebird over 14 years ago
Flo knows there’s an angle to this. She just can’t figure out what it might be.
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
If Andy went back to school, what would he major in? Also, he’d keep holding back on his homework and let Flo do it plus he’d let Flo pay for the classes.
alviebird over 14 years ago
Hey, Flo could get an education! Oh, wait. Andy would get the diploma.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Andy is not interested in edcuation only in cheaper beer. It would be better to have a fake ID. College classes are not easy. And Andy doesn’t have a sober mind for classes just an excuse to drink more. Also Andy would not be the life of any campus party but could drink all college student’s down.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Flo don’t let Andy fool you think for a minute you will catch on.
bwayjohni over 14 years ago
nothing beats my student discount… but my aarp card comes close…