Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 13, 1946

Transcript:

woman: cousin ooola! My stars, what are you doing back here in moo? Ooola: I came to help alley out of a jam, but in spite of the best foozy and I could do, I'm afraid we failed! Foozy: ooola tried one scheme an' me another...an' what a lickin' we took..brother! woman: I'm afraid that neetah babe's got her claws too deep in oop for you to do much about it! woman: but, after all, if you've lost your man it's your own fault! ooola: My fault? woman: you're too self-sufficient! what man would go for a girl so obviously able to take care of herself? you give men an inferiority complex! you scare the poor dopes away!