Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 12, 1946
foozy: ooola! sakes alive! when in moo did you arrive? ooola: Oh, hello, foozy! I've been trying to help alley out of his jam, but it's no go! foozy: I tried too, as good friends must, but my best effort was a bust! I grabbed oop's dame, th' little snip, but somehow she gave me th' slip! ooola: Oh! you're the one! Oh, ho! will alley be mad when he learns that! foozy: Oh, sure, but I ain't worried about that big lout..it's what zel will do when she finds out! foozy: If oop's dumb dame shoots off her mouth, I might just as well start headin' south! ooola: Not with me in the picture you won't! I'll handle cousin* zel! *ooola's cousin zel is mrs. foozy.