9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 24, 2017
Transcript:
Woman: just a week ago, weren't you the little crud who reached out, as I passed down the aisle, and touched my bottom, evidently under the impression that the air fleet and my bottom belonged to you? Man: I'll just sit down. woman: no, you will not. state your business. Man: I am not accustomed to being addressed that way. Woman: you surprise me. And I do not welcome being touched that way. Man: now you surprise me.