9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 11, 2017
Transcript:
Woman: Can't we just let our exchange of vows suffice? Man: That would work for me, but there's a bigger issue: my parents would die if they couldn't be present. Woman: Well, they might feel a little disappointed, but... man: No. they would die. they would instantly become festering corpses. it's not something you want to test.