9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 29, 2016
Transcript:
Man: So, did you sort things out with your parents? Woman: Everything is fine. Man: oh, good. Woman: My father disowned me. Man: and that's how you left it?! Woman: no. I told him to go shove his head in a drainpipe. man: oh, dear. woman: It sounds bad, but we're really communicating.