9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 26, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: So....are we actually, genuinely married now? Man: We uttered our vows according to the wedding solemnization of the book of common prayer, and we meant every word, so that is good enough for me. we're married. we'll go to england at the first opportunity and attend to the legalities. Woman: When will the first opportunity be? Man: When you stop...you know...kissing me and...and... woman: and stuff? Man: And stuff. Woman: don't hold your breath. this may take a while