9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 02, 2016
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Man: xiulan, I have to confess....I can't stop thinking about you in the most dishonorable way. Woman: hugh, we're going to be married. I don't object if your mind strays into reveries of physical....um..admiration. Man: you don't? Man: okay, I'm done. Woman: Do I want to know what you looked like?Man: Absolutely not. woman: that's perfect.