9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Edda told you about my secret alter ego, but then amos told me about the bumblebee on her right glute, so revenge was mine. woman: oh, big deal. woman: I have a panda on mine. Woman: Aren't you coming? Man: Um... I'll wait here until my mind's eye quits bulging.