9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 27, 2016
Transcript:
Edda: Can you imagine me at the next concert wearing this tiny, shrink wrap tight party dress? Amos: That's a dress? wow! you'll probably be a knock out in that. Edda: You've changed. you used to lose all sensation in your legs and collapse if I showed you a tiny dress and got you to imagine me in it. Amos: well, we all mature. I'm no longer such an easy mark. Edda: I was just toying with you. it isn't even a dress. Edda: It's a washcloth.