9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 23, 2014

Transcript:

Man: I am training, my karabiner on your head, of course. Woman: what do you mean, "of course"? My head is bound up in a bag. If you intend to frighten me, you're going to have to keep my up to date. Man: Very well.... I'm aiming my karabiner at your head. Woman: That's better. woman: but it would be more terrifying if you would stop trying to sound like peter lorre.