9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 15, 2014

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Man: I don't know how, but the first thing I plan to do when we get to Paris is..... woman: Marry me! Man: Well, I was going to say wash. Woman: Then marry me? Man: Well, I was then going to say eat. Woman: Then marry me?! Man: It's funny how the click of the safety on a freshly cleaned luger just cries out wedding bells. Woman: I'm getting teary.