9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 12, 2014

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Woman: hi. Woman: Um...hello. Woman: you must be dr. burber. woman: must I? Woman: Not if you're holding a summons, I'm not. Not if you're my ex's last squeeze, or a student come to haggle over a well earned F. Woman: I only meant... woman: Not if you're soliciting me on behalf of one of those satyrs on the board of trustees. not even if you're an extraterrestrial being here to strike up your first conversation with a septic tank... woman: I don't have to be juliette burber unless it suits me. who must you be? woman: I...I forget.