9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 08, 2014

Transcript:

Woman: we could stand here all day until the next clutch of fleeting german officers rolls along to see your handiwork, or we can take the truck and go settle our differences less conspicuously. Man: Ladies first. Woman: If you haven't noticed.... Woman: ...an invasion is never a convenient place to be a lady.