9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 17, 2013

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Man: Do you have any more proof to place before us that you were personally murdered on the night in question? Edda: None..except of course, that they buried my dress in the cow field. Man: your honor, I submit that her entire testimony is a warmed over ragout of balderdash, medical impossibility, old zombie movies and...and... Man: how's that short skirt coming? Woman: I'm hemming. I'm hemming.