9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 25, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Well, all we have to do is wait and see. I mean, it will take awhile before orv and dwight even notice that their head has dwindled. neither smuckling is the most luminescent glowworm in the dung heap. woman: Really? Woman: Hey, dwight, how many beer cans can you crush on your head before your vision goes grainy? Man: Four. Woman: Yep. really.