9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 24, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: I suppose I'd agree that your shirt is loud...but, no, I wouldn't use the word "domineering." Machine wash cold delicate cycle Wash with like colors or hand wash use only non chlorine bleach if needed do not use fabric softeners tumble dry low. Remove promptly if possible line dry ideally lay flat to dry warm iron or for best results dry clean, hang, do not fold.... Woman: What do you mean, your shirt was barking orders at you?....and why should that induce me to cast off mine? Man: well, that second part was only a suggestion.