9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 27, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: I got a note last night...from Gil. He said he's like to ask me out on a date. Gil, of all people! Edda: Well, um...is there something wrong with that? woman: What will be do together?...hunt mastodons? Edda: I'm sure he'll be perfectly nice. Absolutely perfectly. Edda: He'd better be absolutely perfectly. Seth: I hate it when she delivers ultimatums in adverbs.