9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 20, 2012
Transcript:
Edda: Well, if you don't want to go out wit me, whom are you talking about? Man: Janice. Edda: Janice?...my janice?! the exercise wear model? Man: She's not like the other models. They're sharks, she' sweet and cute and...and... Edda: Is the word you're grasping for "hot"? Man: Incendiary, she leaves blisters on my retinas. Edda: could I seize this pause in your sweet panegyric to say...."ew"?