9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 21, 2011
Transcript:
Edda: I'm kind of new to this line of work, but I believe I'm supposed to encase myself in makeup, then adopt a mouthbreathing expression of libido mingled with an IQ somewhere in the single digits. Amos: you have your technique down. Edda: that's just what I was going to say to you.