9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 19, 2011
Edda: So, not satisfied with trademarking my bottom for cignet worldwide, you now want me to attire it in items from your vast lingerie division.... Man: Clause 15b of your contract states..... edda: In only the flimsiest of scanties, throwing poses of teasing abandon, radiating all the intelligence of a pithed toad.... Man: As I say, clause 15b states... Edda: Lord sakes alive, it's like halloween! and you pay me for that! You guys are suckers! Man: I don't know about you, Norm...but I don't feel the least bit ruthless.