9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 24, 2011
Man: Say hello to spinxter, the mobile comments wart. Do you ever wish you could have a comments board where you could instantly post diatribes, criticism, libels and just plain pathetic ungrammatical commentary on everything in your daily life, and all with the cowardly self important anonymity that you so treasure on the internet? Well, wish no longer! It's sphinxter! Man: with sphinxter, not a moment or person will pass that can't be judged, derided, railed against, condemned or threatened....and all in the reclining chair like comfort of total confidentiality... remember, you didn't say it, it was sphinxter! But wait! There's more.... Sock: hey! fat gasbag! are you done?!