9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 23, 2011
Transcript:
Man says, "Here's what I have in mind: You are two people who have known passion together, have parted, and then meet again by chance… and almost against your will, you return to each other's arms." Man says, "It's very simple… you both resist and resist, but as the bolero grows, you are drawn irresistibly together in a sultry pas de deux." Man says, "Okay, now the first, absolutely essential step toward a sultry pas de deux is to get within 50 feet of each other."