9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 13, 2011
Transcript:
Life lessons: It is the unshakable belief in earth cinema that alient invasion, domination and enslavement of the populace will be carried out with swift ruthlessness, without the slightest overture from aliens betokening love, lofty principles or the patronage of a deity. Thus the conviction among the earthbound that any entity acting with undisguised sincerity and a total commitment to the truth is evil, naturally inhuman and definitely not electable.