9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 19, 2010
Transcript:
Seth says, "You told Edda! Do you know the prognosis for any secret with her? It's about the same as a barrel in Niagara Falls." Mark says, "I… I don't understand." Seth says, "In that the secret is the barrel, and Edda's mouth is Niagara Falls." Mark says, "Seth sweetheart, you're gorgeous and all, but you've never been stellar in the simile department." Seth says, "I'll hold up my similes against anybody's in the business!" Mark says, "There's a simile business?" Seth says, "Will you stay on track!" Mark says, "Okay... so you're saying Edda has... a barrel in... her mouth?" Seth says, "sigh"