9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 17, 2010
Transcript:
Man says, "As a deity, I have made myself almost universally accessible. It is my hallmark." Man says, "I can be everything from a burning bush to a burrito with chipotle mayonnaise." Man says, "For the gullible I can be a brawny Santa Claus… while the over-intellectual can accept me as a four-dimensional clockwork." Man says, "Basically, whatever you want your almighty to be, I am that." Man says, "It's the way I work... total bustomer satisfaction." Man says, "Okay, knock it off."