9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 14, 2009

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Seth says, "I've decided that I want the carpets clean. So, when people enter the apartment, they will slip off their shoes….her." Edda says, "You're issuing me slippers?" Seth says, "You're a ballet dancer. We don't want people seeing your bare feet between the calluses, bruising and hammertoes..." Seth says, "...They'll think your feet were sewn on by Dr. Frankenstein." Edda says, "Don't worry, Seth. I'm not taking off my shoes." Seth says, "But I want to keep the carpet clean." Edda says, "Then find some other way."