9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 30, 2008

Transcript:

woman thinks, "Fight the urge…Pass by don't give in." Answer to the age-old questions $2.76 woman says, "All right, I'll bite…What are the answers?" woman says, "'yes…yes..no..on alternate wednesdays except during inclument weather…Burnt toast...yes...sort of squishy...hold the spoon at navel level...up and down with quick jerks but maintaining a bored expression...no...yes...square root of 3...grouch'" Thorax says, "As I have ripened with the passage of moons, Edward, I have come to know that when you possess all the answers, people think twice before asking the questions."