9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 30, 2008
June 29, 2008
July 01, 2008
Transcript:
Dear ask auntie ethel... i'm in love with a really sweet, cute gay man. I'll call him "buzz". Buzz cannot return my romantic overtures, but that hasn't stopped us from being close friends. Now Buzz is on the rebound, and I want to exploit his feelings of loss and vulnerability to quench my own desire. Do you think I have a chance? Spinning my wheels in NYC. dear spinning my wheels...first of all, I believe there is a constitutional amendment protecting gay men from being called buzz. your apartment is surrounded by police snipers. Make no abrupt motions.
