9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 04, 2008
Transcript:
"Mr. Van Hoesen, I have come to you to proffer the honor of being my running mate in the coming election. That way you can deflect attention from my insanity and incompetence by being corrupt." "But I don't know how to be corrupt." "And you dare to aspire to public office?!" "Ten seconds in politics, and I'm already disgraced."