9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 02, 2008
Transcript:
"I'm sorry my mom harangues you about seducing me into being straight." "That's okay. I told her it has to stop. ...That I'm in love with Amos, and you're in love with Mark... ...and that's the way it is." "But the truth is... ...I'll always have a little crush on you." "And the truth is, sweetie, I'll always have a little crush on Amos." "You're mashing my cashmere."