9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 03, 2007

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"The thing is, you can't just go around with a holy writ clutched in your fist and a few laws to thunder from on high." "What used to be acknowledged as God is now just an atmospheric disturbance due to a cold front pushing a low pressure trough out to sea." "A burning bush is rapid oxidation... handwriting on the wall is just a sans serif font." "But why did he go to the tabloids?" "Even a deity has to move with the times... ...to go where people worship now, in the ten-items-or-less line."