9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 13, 2007
"I know you and Francis will have a nice time tonight." "Edda tells me she got you a lovely dress." "Yes... ...she seems to have a charge account at Strumpets 'R' Us." "Well, just imagine how it will feel when Francis sees you in that dress." "I have... do the words 'dead in a ditch' convey something of my feelings on the subject?"